Total Medals Earned: 427 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,475 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Play the first "Han Wants His Cookies" on Newgrounds.
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 9/15 (55/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (35/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (65/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (320/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (385/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Ask for the gun
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Don't deploy your parachute
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Fend off one enemy with the crate
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Beat the game on normal difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue